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Any massive poop occurring in a public place that disturbs surrounding bathroom dwellers.
I dropped a twoname at church this morning. It was so big, Satan was jealous.

I wouldn't go in there. Someone just twonamed.
by natters1210 June 17, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Australian nickname for somebody whose surname is also a common first name, such as Peter Graham or Dayn Scott.

"Never trust a bloke whose last name could be his first!"
There was a new guy at the cricket club whose name is Phil Alexander, so we called him Two Names.
by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006
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