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a Twitter pig, an oinker. A twoink uses Twitter only for self-promotion, linking to his or her blog posts, etc., and never attempting to otherwise entertain or inform. Coined on 3/29/11 by Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post.
Look at his Twitter feed. One tweet a day, each a link to his comic strip. What a selfish twoink.
by Askeptic March 30, 2011
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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A word used to describe a gay male who is a twink on the verge of becoming fat.
Andres desperately needed hit the gym, but instead his twoink-ass got pizza, wine, AND Sprinkles cupcakes instead.
by mphsbaby! October 30, 2017
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