Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 06, 2017
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There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!
Two types of woman!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.
Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt
by Sidney Shapiro August 04, 2009
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on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.
hey babe are you Type one or type two-
type one, look!
by jezzabee January 09, 2010
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