When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.
yea nigga one two,one two yo!
by Arachnaphobia February 17, 2003
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Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.
He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story
by Kuehlstein February 13, 2018
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A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”
Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...
by True_Lust July 23, 2019
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The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.
by Jordo1981 November 22, 2010
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To understand a particular situation wrongly, often in a way that is more shocking or exciting than the truth.
"Why in the world did you think she was pregnant?"

"Well, she was sick a couple of times and was hugging the toilet for days... it was just one of those things when you put two and two together and make five."
by txddy March 05, 2021
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