a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.
the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.
by tom selick April 28, 2005
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when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday
"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"
by cody bloss October 10, 2007
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A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")
by Bandit.o December 13, 2016
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You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.
by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018
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A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.
Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!
by Davenator June 1, 2007
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in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man
by Doggtown31LCC November 8, 2011
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