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Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.

That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.

That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Two-ply means to have a thinkness made up of two layers or strands.
by Stormageddon612 January 31, 2012
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Used in the 1900's as a derogatory term against gay men for having their assholes sewn by homophobic poaching groups.
by Robert M. C. February 05, 2021
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When a girl pisses and shits and two cucholds lick her clean.
by Eidolor January 03, 2017
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Used in the 1900s as a derogatory term against gay men for having their assholes sewn by homophobic poaching groups
You are a twoply.
by Leviticus Cornwall III February 05, 2021
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