Noun. Scottish/Cumbernauld slang for a two litre (2L) bottle of strongbow.
'Scuse me mate you couldn't gea us a jump in for a two leg could you ?
by Wits it called January 03, 2014
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Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 03, 2011
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The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
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When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 12, 2004
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some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.
Good lord look at the boy, he's just sex on two legs!
by becandadrian October 28, 2008
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