canadian term for the 24th of may (when spring has started and before exams), an international party day on which each person is assumend to have drunk a two-four. may 24th, 2004 was particulatrly spectacular.
Whose party are you going to on may two-four?
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A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.
Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.
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In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).
“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”
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A dishonest Jew.
In Cockney ryhming slang a two by four signifies a Jew---a 2 " x 4" being a standard timber size.
Hence a bent two by four--a twisted length of wood, or more commonly, a dishonest Jew.
That bent two by four shows good stuff in his window but shuffles you off with sub standard rubbish.
When I got home I weighed the goods and found that the bent two by four had given me less than full weight.
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Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.
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Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.
Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.
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