Urban Dictionary: two-fer

When something is being sold at 2 items for a price, it is referred to as a "two-fer".

"Buy the baked chips, but if they have a two-fer you can get the ones you like also."

by nicole w July 09, 2007

A way of Gaining 2 things for the price of 1.

i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.

by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman August 22, 2006

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Super Two-fer

When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.

"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "

by kingofpc November 05, 2009

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Two-fer

A term used while smoking weed. It is used when someone takes two tokes of weed during his turn..

Man joey just took a two-fer

by Dymanator January 20, 2011

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Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

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