After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

1. The act in which the woman gets into the reverse crab position, and the man(or woman), gets onto the woman. Next, he inserts both of his feet into the woman's vagina and anus. For the final step, he then procedes to tap dance, or "two step" on the woman. With enough practice, one can easily create further dance moves.

2. A similar definition to the 1st, except instead of a partner performing the move, the woman is able to insert both of her feet into both her vagina and anus. Can be done easily with a flexable person, yet anyone is capable of doing it.

When your walking in a store, or a crowded area and you come in contact with another walker in your direction. You see this person coming so you decide your going to move over, but the other person sees you coming too and they think the same. You guys end up crossing paths and you both do a little akward two step movement to get out of the oncoming persons way.

This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah

When a woman gives a man a harmless blowjob, using salsa for that added spice, and he finishes and she gets ready to go, thinking she is done. Then the man pulls out a lasso, ropes the girl back, and starts fucking her for real, using the cowgirl position of course. Bonus points for hogtying the girl.

sexual intercourse performed in an awkward and/or lack lustre manner.

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.