A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.
Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?
by Juicy Jamaican October 14, 2015
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if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man
"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"
by Livi24 May 19, 2017
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The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
by the prophet June 27, 2003
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A urban area where more than one utility technician is required for the purpose of safety. A.K.A. "Designated Area"
An example of a "Two Man Area" is Father Panic, Bridgeport, CT.

by BRADCLiFF January 27, 2009
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When you and another friend roll a blunt,a Marajuana filled cigar wrap, and smoke it only between the two of you. This is usually caused by both persons not seeing the other in a long while. Or just because theres two of you and a joint just wont do.
Sean I havent seen you in a minute we are definatly smoking a TMG cause we need to talk.

Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
by CatrickParmody April 16, 2010
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When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.
Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
by Heckster. November 22, 2009
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Two man saw refers to when 2 men engage a woman in a sexual act. She gives oral while receiving a man's genitalia from behind. Thus, resembling a two man saw.
You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!
by Ronald Lee Riley February 26, 2017
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