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The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.
by Grimm D January 11, 2009
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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