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The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!
Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"
by izakt July 13, 2011
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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