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Somebody who is a complete twat. Most 'two bobs' have a stupid ass dog too, then you have a 'two bob nob and a dog.'

Two bobs are usually located in council estates, they have very low IQ's and have no respect for anybody, or anything. There are rubbish Chav's.
"I say, just look at that geezer sitting at the back of the bus, smoking dope and playing that shit music on his Ipod, he is definitely a Two Bob Nob."
by Britannic May 05, 2009
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Jul 23 Word of the Day
A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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