Urban Dictionary: twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 06, 2009

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twit

Bird brained; of low intelligence

"Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!"

by illused June 09, 2015

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twit

A moron with absolutely no sense.

See also Paris Hilton

by Cheyenne January 03, 2005

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twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!

by helio88 July 04, 2009

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Twit

According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person

You twit

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

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Twit

a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter

a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit

by JJJDorsey February 05, 2011

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twit

something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole

man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit

by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009

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