1. A lovely little annoying bird that'll shove their twitter tweet up your throat

2. Nincompoop

3. A nosy human being
#1: You're a twit
#2: I acknowledge that.
#1: It's because you're a twit
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See the pictures of so-and-so's 9 yr old sister's stripper boots? She's a TWIT.
by badgrammir October 26, 2009
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Write is to writer as twit is to _____? (answer, Twitter)
by seattleanthony October 13, 2009
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According to Snapple FAQ juice. Its a pregnant goldfish.
The goldfish is twit.
by hjklzwrhsh vdz July 01, 2005
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The name you call you call little British kids that call you names on call of duty at 3 in the morning. YOU MUST USE THE FAKE ACCENT, otherwise, call them a twat.
"You bloody twit, don't even speak cause your bawls have not dropped quite yet"
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TWITs stands for 'Teenage Women in Their Thirties' and refers to 30-something women who have extended their adolescence, as well as those who, after starting a family, have entered a second teenage lifestage. The poster girls might be Pink, Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani.
As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), NETTELs (Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life), the Downagers, the Silver Stylers and the Boomerang kids.
"Did you see those TWITs at the bar?"
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