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(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock
The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit
by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009
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Acronym for "Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble". Most often a female friend or co-worker who in an obsessive covert manner sabotages the relationship of a committed couple to oust one partner for her to permanently replace. May have issues (+/-) of mental or physical impairment typically found to be undesirable in a mate.
"Honey, have you noticed our friend Swethoggah giving you "the look"? S/he drops in so often I sometimes think s/he doesn't want you and I to spend time alone. We should start being not so available because s/he is acting like a T.W.I.T."
by J-A G Higg... September 18, 2006
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1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
by Beefarino44 July 20, 2005
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A word originating from British English used to describe a stupid, idiotic, dimwited, or lacking-common-sense person.
She was such a twit; her enquiry was one of the dumbest I've ever heard. Why would one ask where the wc is in the middle of a lecture?
by Daniela R. December 06, 2005
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