Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.
I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.
by Carlyle Pollard January 07, 2004
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The hyperness a person experiences when exhausted beyond wanting to sleep. resulting in a high levels of stupidity and impulsiveness. Generally caused by stress of alcohol.
Twas the night before the exam, and the student was twired.
by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016
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To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.
I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.
by Royal Wulff November 23, 2012
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Being so tired that your body tries to make up for it in a ridiculous level of stupidity. The result is an a very hyper (wired) person that you need to convince to sleep.
Twas the night before the exam, and the student was twired as all hell.
by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016
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It's a point where you are so far past tired you are hyper
I am so Twired right now
by Lossy love 9213 May 10, 2016
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Stranger: I just sent 100 twitter messages back to back.
You: Ahh a twiree.
by mwatssss January 01, 2010
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Wired of off all things Twilight related.
Maybe you're up late at night into the early morning hours searching the internet for anything and everything Twilight related...Or maybe you can't stop watching your trusty Twi-DVD, either way, you're most likely Twired!
by jsotwired February 18, 2010
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