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Can be related to any other teenie, for example a 'My Chemical Romance Teenie'.
Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch up with the trend, but fails terribly. A Twilight Teenie will most likely read the first three chapters of 'Twilight', will not be bothered to read the rest and will find out what happens in 'Twilight' and the rest of the books by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch up with the trend, but fails terribly. A Twilight Teenie will most likely read the first three chapters of 'Twilight', will not be bothered to read the rest and will find out what happens in 'Twilight' and the rest of the books by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
*Twilight Fan attempting to have a conversation with a Twilight Teenie*
Twilight Fan: I wonder what will happen in the next Twilight book...?
Twilight Teenie: I know! OMG do you think Edward will have sex with Bella, coz you know he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward is so HAWT!
TF:... Okay, but I've been wonder what will happen to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.
TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire brother!
TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?
TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.
TF: Erm... No he's Bella's father.
TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward coz Bella was dead.
TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella doesn't die...
TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella is the vampire that can see the future.
TF: No... I can't have this conversation with you anymore.
Twilight Fan: I wonder what will happen in the next Twilight book...?
Twilight Teenie: I know! OMG do you think Edward will have sex with Bella, coz you know he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward is so HAWT!
TF:... Okay, but I've been wonder what will happen to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.
TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire brother!
TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?
TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.
TF: Erm... No he's Bella's father.
TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward coz Bella was dead.
TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella doesn't die...
TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella is the vampire that can see the future.
TF: No... I can't have this conversation with you anymore.
by spoonfacegirl May 18, 2008
Jul 28 Word of the Day
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020