Urban Dictionary: twi

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This is the acronym for "That's What I Said." Instead of saying, "That's What She Said" this works in instances where you have said the saying.

"Are you coming?"
"TWIS."

by VCRonna January 29, 2010

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(Texting While Intoxicated) - Texting people stuff you wouldn't normally text while under the influence.

Hey did you text me at 3am to go to your house?

Oh yea.... sorry, I was T.W.I.

by JSaintzzz April 17, 2011

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"This is Why I'm Single"

"I'm homeschooled" #TWIS

by #TWIScreator April 07, 2012

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Totally Worth It

Even though i ralphed all over the floor, that last shot was TWI!

by Chillw1nston November 16, 2014

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This Week In Stupid

Beginning line to every TWIS:
Hello everybody and welcome to this week in stupid for (what every day)...

by Rousy Ronald November 03, 2017

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Twis means to be under the influence of either drink or drugs

"i'm gunna get twis 2nyt"

"man iz twis"

by MeRkLeMaN July 25, 2009

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Texting While Intoxicated

guy 1: "Dude I texted the admin assistant from the bar last night and it was totally wrong. I think she told our boss"

guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"

by OMGR8US April 20, 2011

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