Urban Dictionary: twelve

a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.

ten (10), eleven (11), twelve (12), thirteen (13)...

by brad March 13, 2004

a dyme that gets 2 extra points for having a really good personality.

the two extra points is for personality (only crack heads add extra points on a scale of one to ten based solely on looks plus using any number higher just makes you look stupid).

scenario 1
Person A: "A dawg, that shawty right there is a twelve!"
Person B: "You mean a ten?!"
Person A: "Naw, plus two for personality."

scenario 2
Person C(for crack head): "Hey that girl is a FIFTHTEEN!"
/everyone looks at him funny/
Person B: "what are you smoking?"

by chewbaccaie February 08, 2008

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Twelve, "The Almighty Adversary". Often fought, rarely vanquished, Twelve is large and singular at the same time. Twelve, one ..two, comin' atcha. Unghh!

Example one:
1st person- "Hey, you wanna go fight Twelve?"
2nd person- "Yeah I'll fight."
(a cigarette is smoked)
Example two:
1st person- "Can I get your number?"
2nd person- "Twelve."

by Greg Gilman January 18, 2004

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gay. instead of being caught for saying 'gay', just say twelve instead

person1: look at that guy, he is so gay
person2: no, mate, he's twelve.
person1: no, YOU'RE twleve

by bill scriven February 25, 2006

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Twelve is the age after eleventeen.

That bitch look twelve but she really eleventeen, make note of the ass like a middle aged art teacher.

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by squilliamfancybuns December 25, 2017

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A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".

"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."

by CringyKrypton May 10, 2018

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one number past eleven

how bored are you. you typed twelve into urban dictionary or look mum(i'm not an american) look how far i can count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10, 11, twelve

by theloloman March 15, 2021

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