Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.

A geezer that uses Twitter.