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(a)
/noun/
The forecasted outcome of one's functionality after ambitiously experimenting with methamfriendofmine. Most likely related to quality of product.

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/noun/
The story on where the dealer is with the dope and how long before he delivers the product. Loosely related to the tweaker's time lapse, a bad tweaknosis often causes minor cases of tweaking out.
(a)
"The tweaknosis is, this is way better than the last shit. This is that fire, real talk. It'll knock your dick in the dirt, bro."

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(b)
"Yo, what's the tweaknosis?"
"Dude said he'd be here when he gets here. ?"
by D. Z. Tweakerton, Esq. February 13, 2013
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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