by BigJohnMich March 07, 2010
A Tweaker Dick is an annoying guy who smokes meth regularly and who can't maintain an erection. He often will insist on trying to have sex with various partners and pretend to not notice his dick is soft. He may try for hours. Cialis and Viagra are oftentimes a great remedy for tweaker dick.
That dummy whipped out his tweaker dick and expected me to suck it or something! I laughed and took a picture of it for my tumblr.
by Adderollic May 16, 2016
Tinkle Tweakers are meth users who store their urine and feces, and attempt to recover the un metabolized methamphetamine from the urine and feces when they get desperate for another high.
The police broke down the door of the meth house only to discover the users were paranoid "Tinkle Tweaker s" and had jars, bottles, buckets, pots and pans full of urine and feces in case they desired to get high again and didn't have enough meth on hand.
by RUDEBOY BOTTOM April 17, 2009
The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.
"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"
*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"
*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
by Zookeep January 14, 2011
Student: *FART*
Teacher: Go to the office
Student: Thats not fair, you're a tweaker!
_______
Tommy: Hey, Joe, look at John today, he's like high or something!
Joe: Man, he must be a tweaker!
_________
Crazy guy: Look at the flying donuts!
Insane asylum guard: My god, he is crazy!
Insane asylum guard 2: Man, he's a tweaker!
Teacher: Go to the office
Student: Thats not fair, you're a tweaker!
_______
Tommy: Hey, Joe, look at John today, he's like high or something!
Joe: Man, he must be a tweaker!
_________
Crazy guy: Look at the flying donuts!
Insane asylum guard: My god, he is crazy!
Insane asylum guard 2: Man, he's a tweaker!
by Nerfer9 April 27, 2009
by El Sadado June 17, 2008