A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.
by Curbside-Curmie January 05, 2016
by Jeannabrowntown July 22, 2019
A Hollywood elitist who tends to act like a spoiled, self-absorbed brat. Most twatwaffles got famous as children because their mommy and daddy was rich, complete big shots, or even involved in the entertainment industry themselves, so basically these types of celebrities got an easy one way ticket to fame and didn’t have to work for it. Twatwaffles are usually overrated, lack common sense, and everyone defends them supposedly because “they had a horrible life, so ‘lEaVe tHeM aLoNe!!!!’” Examples include the Kardashian bitches, Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish, Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, and Ariana Grande.
Tyler: “Dude, have you heard that the Kardashian bitches’ stupid show on E! is ending?”
Fred: “Hallelujah dude! Now I don’t have to listen to my dumb sister talk about those entitled twatwaffles anymore! It’s a dream come true!”
Fred: “Hallelujah dude! Now I don’t have to listen to my dumb sister talk about those entitled twatwaffles anymore! It’s a dream come true!”
by rosenovarocks August 15, 2021
by Otgjire April 20, 2019
When someone is a disgusting, obtuse, hateful female that is so done you need to just stick a fork in them.
by SorryToDisappointYou April 30, 2021