by DJ Jew-C August 08, 2007
Not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so. Whereas a douchebag most likely belonged to a fraternity, the twatwaffle was the target of a frat house. As an older adult, they come off as sniveling wimps and are often at the center of drama.
Bruce is the epitome of a twatwaffle, his nelly attitude combined with his insatiable appetite for drama move him slightly to the left on the kinsian scale, but he’s definitely not gay.
by JMGLosAngeles February 06, 2018
Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)
by Kyle&Chris&Alberto September 21, 2010
Recently added to the endangered species list; Envied and by all, A twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around on rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset." Morning wood is myth, men everywhere are having sudden, spontaneous erections after they've been exposed to a twatwaffle. If said erection lasts longer than four hour, consult your physician. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky, you can often find them digging around in medical waste or pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
Businesswoman: "Is that a pencil sharpener in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
by Fe-Fe Beaux Bananahammock June 17, 2009
an interesting word used in place of douchebag.
can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
ex: well god damnit woman, why you got to be such a twatwaffle?
ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
by nunsgonewild121 February 20, 2011
A poor excuse of a woman with vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle yet the owner of this vagina still believes she is panda vagina status!
by MS.KUP November 26, 2014
by t-wot-waff-le October 16, 2003

