Someone that has a face like a shrivelled up vagina.
Has very little friends and the friends they do have are cockwomble 's
Has very little friends and the friends they do have are cockwomble 's
Katie is a twatwaffle, her face is so much like a shrivelled vagina someone stuck a tampon in her mouth.
by Linda Truffles November 26, 2015
by Miikro June 14, 2004
occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
by Moggraider May 15, 2008
Constant bigoted reDumbdence that is heavily secure in the puny mind of a god complex having p.o.s. who probably lives with their aunt because the twatwaffle speaking has a personality a mother couldn't even love.
by RaeMRae84 September 28, 2019
A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.
That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers
"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"
"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."
"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."
by Mermaidface December 27, 2008

