Someone that has a face like a shrivelled up vagina.

Has very little friends and the friends they do have are cockwomble 's
Katie is a twatwaffle, her face is so much like a shrivelled vagina someone stuck a tampon in her mouth.
by Linda Truffles November 26, 2015
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occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.
by Moggraider May 15, 2008
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Constant bigoted reDumbdence that is heavily secure in the puny mind of a god complex having p.o.s. who probably lives with their aunt because the twatwaffle speaking has a personality a mother couldn't even love.
If this asshat doesn't stop twatwaffling I'm gonna lose what little i have of my own damn mind!
by RaeMRae84 September 28, 2019
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A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
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adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers
"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"

"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."
by Mermaidface December 27, 2008
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Someone who is extremely co-dependent and needy af. Always a clinger and whiney. #leach #clinger
No on each like her, she's a twatwaffle.
by THE REAL SHIT May 31, 2017
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