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1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)
1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously known to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.
If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.
by WingardiumLoliosa January 04, 2018
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People engaging in a verbal/rhetorical battle or feud on the social media internet-service "twitter".

A "heated" discussion on twitter.

Derived from the company name "twitter" and the word "battle" - twattle.
Game on, it's a twattle!
by aronrica February 17, 2011
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The collective noun for a group of lesbians. ("A twattle of lesbians", as "a flock of sheep".)
"Who's coming to the party?"
"Uh... John... Cathy..."
"Cathy's coming? Is she bringing her twattle?"
"Oh, god, I hope not."
by Ted Just Ted August 14, 2006
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A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously know to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.
If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.
by WingardiumLoliosa January 04, 2018
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The minor to the insult of twat, someone not quite as unlikable to deserve that insult.
"Dude, Lindsay is such a twat"
"Nah, Regina George is a twat, she's just a twattle."
by Captain Twattle August 10, 2012
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