Pejorative noun for sloppy or trivial discourse resembling thoughtless, hurried, or uneducated twitter postings, characterized by:
1) habitual use of nonstandard abbreviations such as "u" (for "you") and "ur" (for "your" or "you're")
2) written or spoken discourse dominated by very trivial, cliche, or repetitive subjects, typically with poor grammar and spelling, and frequent typographical errors

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods