A word used in anger when reffering to Twitter. This is a play on words combining "Twitter" and "twat."
by BioBrony May 11, 2013
There was a lot of twatter on twitter today about the fate of the international celebrity who fell so suddenly ill.
by La Tatooie March 18, 2009
I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.
by entrepredude May 23, 2010
A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.
Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!
by JonnyRoader July 30, 2008
Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.
Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.
Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...
Joe Jonas: Precisely.
Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...
Joe Jonas: Precisely.
by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 02, 2009
by piratemactster December 08, 2008
Social networking service that allows its users to send and read other users' updates on their bowel movements (called "twats" or "shits").
Formerly known as Shitter, before the feature of sending multimedia twats was made available, and the daily limit of shits was increased from 100 to 1000.
Formerly known as Shitter, before the feature of sending multimedia twats was made available, and the daily limit of shits was increased from 100 to 1000.
Poon: Thanks to Twatter, I get to know not only when my friends take a dump, but also how the shit smelt like, its composition and occasionally, how it tasted!
Donna: I'm glad twats can be sent as text, images, video and audio! Personally, I film my whole defecation and post it for my friends. This occurs in excess of 600 times a day.
Donna: I'm glad twats can be sent as text, images, video and audio! Personally, I film my whole defecation and post it for my friends. This occurs in excess of 600 times a day.
by Tomia Muset February 13, 2009