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A woman that would be offended if she knew what a twat was, and realized that you were making fun of her. But she doesn't.
Aly:Hey guys I haven't seen you in so long!
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.
by Matt Lorenz April 01, 2008