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n. the female ovaries.
n. a person or more commonly a group of people who can't get anything correct and attempt to make out that their shortcomings are your fault, or simply someone or some group who continually fucks up.
See also: cuntnut(s), asshat.
The people at the Chik-Fil-A last night were total twatnuts and tried to stiff me on waffle fries and my cookies and creme milkshake. Then they tried to say that I didn't order them, until I showed them the receipt. What twatnuts!
by Brodie Cumberland May 20, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.
Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...
by DingoIna June 05, 2011
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