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One who is obsessed with their twitter.
Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.
by KennyDigital July 17, 2010
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)
by Basil Dealer November 29, 2009
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When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard
by Stu-Wee August 24, 2009
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A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.
Tyler is a real Tward.
by Chodin February 21, 2005
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After I kicked sand in Trever's face, he began to cry, so i liked his twards away.
by AthenerWeiner June 22, 2010
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