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One who is obsessed with their twitter.
Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.
by KennyDigital July 17, 2010
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)
by Basil Dealer November 29, 2009
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When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard
by Stu-Wee August 24, 2009
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A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.
Tyler is a real Tward.
by Chodin February 21, 2005
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After I kicked sand in Trever's face, he began to cry, so i liked his twards away.
by AthenerWeiner June 22, 2010
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