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The area of skin between the vagina and the anus.
I’ve got a genital wart on my twaint.
Your taint?
No, I’m a girl, my TWAINT. Dubmass.
by count awesome April 11, 2006
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The act of pulling out of the vagina and slapping and rubbing the clitoris with the penis head.
Bitches jeans look like they painted on. Ima get that pussy twainted on.

I was twainting when I busted.
by Twaintin tyrant November 25, 2009
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The twaint is that part of the taint which is closest to the twat
The twaint,not to be confused with the entire taint, is the small area which requires special treatment due to its proximity to the vaginal opening.
by The old master tainter July 30, 2009
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The area between the vagina & asshole to provide plenty of time to wipe away semen before entering the asshole. (0)
I wiped my twaint.
by KENNYMOSSONEWORD August 30, 2007
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(noun) Trace elements of fountain soda which contaminate water at fast-food restaurants when the water line shares a spigot with a soda line.
Alex: I thought you were just getting water? That looks like tea.

Norb: Nah, it's just the twaint.
by Rev. Nørb May 20, 2010
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