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A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.
Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!
by weltkieg December 12, 2003
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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Twaddle is a word that describes the awkward walk that a female exhibits for hours after she just got all of her holes reamed after participating in an extreme hardcore gang bang involving 10 or more BBC’s
She had a twaddle after she came back home from her friends house so I knew she just got done having sex with the entire apartment complex.
by TwiztedSnowman June 06, 2019
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My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!
by Xaviana December 01, 2003
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1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 01, 2007
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a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.
"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"
by MDG August 02, 2004
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