A tuzzard is a reference to a woman's clit after she has done steroids. The clit lengthens is size. Due to the testosterine levels in the steroids, the clit becomes adopts a penile state. ITS LONG AND SLOPPY.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.