when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.

A turtus is an amazing creature. a cross of a tortoise and a turtle. but a cute baby. a turtus is a cute small animal created by a girl who can not pronounce the word “turtle”