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an extremely small, disgusting penis-- most likely owned by Frank Chi or Ben Kessler
Gurrrrrllll, I nearly died when I felt him grindin his turtleweenie into my ass!
by smegma March 27, 2004
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someone who is sexy beyond mean
by NiSHA..hit ma aim November 14, 2009
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