The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.
This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!
by Teh Duder December 02, 2014
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A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.
"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."
by Clust December 03, 2015
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a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying
"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"
by Chloey April 04, 2008
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in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck
yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night
by Ben PFRBNGTnetnetyndn January 10, 2012
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A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.
After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.
by Nasty n8 b October 22, 2015
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Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.
I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!
by Kedde June 12, 2010
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An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.
I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.
by weenurrs October 25, 2014
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