A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.