verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009
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A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks
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The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.
Dad: Bloody hell! Who’s left this turtle’s tail in ‘ere!
by Dfsjdjdj December 05, 2020
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When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them
MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
by Fundip39 February 23, 2019
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When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass
by Cupacorn September 13, 2017
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to annoy.
She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.
by 4baf November 07, 2010
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