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turtle smuss

turtle smuss- A blown out vigina that belongs to a female that has a lower than average IQ.
2. A meaningless exclamation used that can be used over and over and over again.

1. dude that dyslecic slut had extreme turtle smuss going on!
2. Im working again this friday turtle smuss.
3. AWWWWW!! turltle smuss that girl said that was a cold sore on her lip.

by Tony Dolphin December 02, 2007

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Turtle Soulmate

A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.

Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.

by KitieeKattiee April 27, 2011

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turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 05, 2018

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Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.

I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.

by SetiCowboy July 02, 2021

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Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 05, 2011

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Turtle-stabbin

A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.

"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."

by Tiffini Smith February 08, 2018

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Turtle Strategy

When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈

Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!

by stacy moiseyeva June 05, 2020

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