Urban Dictionary: turtle's head

Poop coming out and soon gonna explode

Why’s she running to the restroom

Man: She’s got a turtle head

by TRobertM August 12, 2018

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the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

by reyrey October 29, 2003

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Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure May 26, 2011

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The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

by Commissioner Bumhead May 06, 2005

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the result of you having to poo reelie bad, so that the poop is actually coming out of the rectal area before you've reached a proper waste facility aka a restroom aka THE CRAPPER!

"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"

by Koala Beer June 30, 2005

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(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

by davarinofuntucson June 13, 2013

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Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

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