Urban Dictionary: turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 22, 2007

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Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

by Stefex13 March 12, 2012

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An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

by Andrew Morse September 23, 2006

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n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

by Ray Flynn May 10, 2005

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girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

by blacktony July 10, 2008

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An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

by Dave Gross April 09, 2008

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when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 03, 2003

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