When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.
by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017
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A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.
When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.
by SiriusBen February 07, 2017
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