Urban Dictionary: turt

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a slow person, retarded originated from turtle

you a slow ass turt.

by Yung Ron March 22, 2006

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to tell someone to calm down and relax.

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"

by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004

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a female who's face and body language resembles a turtle.

"Look theres Turts!"
"AWW You had sex with Turts!"
"StephanieMyatt"

by NPSS February 15, 2009

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Something that tickles and hurts - to the same degree - at the same time.

Ahhh stop touching me there. That turts!

by Georazz October 02, 2010

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Oh goodness! Gregory, clean up that turt that your pet turtle Madison just laid on my shirt.

Is that a dead bug floating in the water or is it just a turt?

Come Raphael, lets beat Michaelangelo with his own nun-chucks for clogging up our toilet with that monstrous turt!

by TMNTLUKE July 10, 2009

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A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.

Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt

by DKLONE June 28, 2007

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turd and a fart

I've been holding it so long, I hope I dont turt

by Jonmanuel February 09, 2010

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