The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.
Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
by Tvland3458 December 24, 2015
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The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.
I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.
by Big E Mc October 22, 2012
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the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 10, 2010
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A person who talks lots of B.S. about someone or somthing, usally the bratty highschool girls. Can be used to replace ''Bitch''.
Pedro: Gina is such a Flak Turret, she dumped me on facebook after i caught her poking josh!
Leroy: that sucks bro.
Josh: XD
Leroy: that sucks bro.
Josh: XD
by koro126 January 24, 2012
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Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.
I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets
by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020
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by Derpinson March 11, 2014
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When you get caught up in the throes of a new relationship & accidentally end up saying something you wish you hadn’t
Brad: I was having a great weekend with my girlfriend, & before I knew it, I was telling her I loved her.
Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.
Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.
by Guster63 July 16, 2020
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