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An obnoxious 12 year old who listens to ICP. Often mistaken for a very ugly lesbian.
Wow, Turles is one ugly shemale.
by AJ2 January 01, 2004
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A Movie Villain from Dragon ball Z movie 3 Tree of might
The original goku black he also ironically has darker skin then goku black he also has a cool ass cape

(i couldnt find a gif of turles so i just used a gif of goku black lol)
weeb1: yo man have u seen dragon ball super?
weeb2: yeah i have have u seen that guy goku black he looks oddly familiar
weeb1: well yeah duh he looks like goku
weeb2: no he reminds me of turles

weeb1: oh yeah the original evil goku
by The Golden Flare February 18, 2021
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