"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.

The turkey dick is very tasty

Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick

*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!